Dartoid: Rednecking Deep Deep Deep in South Alabama
The infamous Dartoid is at it again, and this column finds him deep in south Alabama amongst the locals, trying his best to pretend that he’s not really the black Jewish darter that we all know and love him for being.From the Pygmy infested jungles of South America, to the seedy underworld of his Harlem birthplace, to the the slave trading Ivory Coast (and then possibly back to the South American jungles again, I don’t know)…Dartoid has traveled the world. But, can his worldly adventures and experiences possibly prepare him for his greatest challange yet? Will his crafty penmanship and fast double talking save him from a face to face meeting with Bubba Earl and his redneck companions? Tune in and find out (oh, and read his column!). Okay, enough dramatic buildup, on with some snippets!
Original post by The Oche
